constance is gay

I discovered this guy Henry Rollins last night. I had no clue what I was getting into when I went to his show - death metal? old school punk? (like my use of the word *smirk*) or what! Anyways he's a stand-up social commentary like commedian person. Funny and political.

This is him


He opened up with a rebuttal type skit about Ann Coulter then into the story of Constance - that girl who wanted to take her girlfriend to her prom so her school canceled the entire event.

I mean, if you're going to be homophobic, then at least own upto it and just flat out say "You're gay and I find you offensive and you scare me... and I think that your homo lesbian presence at the prom will traumatize kids and ruin the whole damn thing."

go ellen go ellen go!



I just overheard the worlds most aesthetically unappealing girl say that she's a pole dancer and was really looking forward to pole dancing tonight... *mini barf*...

...pole dancing... a sport or a crime?



HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

shit, the best part is that at the end of the night my teacher introduced me to her as HIS GIRLFRIEND. then i spat up my drink on both of them.

old school new shit

There's this whole over-use of the word 'old school'

Like the other day when I got into a great discussion about hip hop, politics and the black movement and I was like "I love K'naan for all of these reasons [insert cool stuff about k'naan]"

and the other person's all like "yeah i love old school k'naan" that's it that's all.

and i'm like, they boy's only got two albums... nothing "old...school..." Stop trying to get all trendy in a political cultured discussion about hip hop.

I get it, you're cooler then me!


I'm just colourblind! My wardrobe is made up of fashion mistakes and good guesses. I've been known to leave the house with two different shoes on and jeans i turned into shorts. I'm the last person you should be competing with over trendiness.




Anyways, here's some old school aesop rock. brilliant lyrics.

ksunnydoubleD

You know how that snot-nosed pre-pubescent Justin Beeeeebiiereerr kid got famous?? A couple years ago, he grabbed his mini-sac and sang along to Usher songs... then posted it on youtube and got superfamous for it.

These two Ottawa folk are exactly like him.  

...minus the pre-pubescent part.  K and D have been jamming together for a trillion years.  Now the youtube mini-stars post their home-recordings and link their friends to their channel - ksunnydoubleD's.  [click on the picture if you're an idiot and didn't figure that out already] Not a bad use of good talent and free shit hey?  They're pretty fucking good too.

Don't just take my word for it. Cus then when they're touring with Justin Beeeblzzlswler, I'll be all like "i totally knew KsunnydoubleD's way back when"

 and you'll be all like "whaaaaa??whooo??ehhh???? i suck" 

anyways, this is cool too

it's just a video of me - duplicated

17-and-under

My teacher today showed me how to make this. like i'll ever use this kind of thing in my life. I felt same way I did when i was teaching my grandma how to send an email and my dad how to use an ipod... but this time i was on the other side of things.

Don't we just hire 17 year olds to do this kind of graphic mumbo jumbo? On the plus -> he helped me get rid of that godforsaken picture on my myspace page!

have you heard this yet? no? well listen up. 

this DJ took a shit load of musical defecation and turned it into something worth listening to. thank you dj earworm. urgh, your name is still nasty though. you must be 17 and still think that's cool.

how many talented "17-and-under's" are there?

Tavi Gevinson of the Style Rookie is a 13-year-old fashion hipster/blogger/reporter/socialite. She is the rookie of the year in the fashion world and is taking over the runway.

She's been invited to more fashion shows and red carpet events than the Mulleavy sisters after their Rodarte launch.

After reading her blog i thought two things: either this witty, opinionated and well spoken kid is a fucking genius... or her mom is a tool and is trying to make her geeky daughter famous. either way, this blog is a fun read. go take a spin.

In the mean time i thought I'd release a youtube video showcasing all of my incredible worldy youthful talents. But I'm 21 now, so clearly I'm too old.

painting and break up's

what? oh my god!

"what is a "break""?
- a cop out. kinda letting go, but not so much. ooooh humming birds... you have humming birds out there.



We did the break up thing tho... we ate like large. and you gained a big tummy break up for me. You need to put more interesting magazines up in this joint.

"yeah I know man, take it easy, I just moved in. What are you painting?"
- A self-portrait.

"how do you spell portrait"?
- p.o.r.t.r.a.i.t.

"ok i got it"
- One side is of me in a Ferrari jump suit. Mechanic like. Pretty hot... and cute. And the other side represents what I could have been. A lost future may be. The metaphorical mirror of now and what-if?

Fuck. Celsius and Fahrenheit thermometer. Where the hell is the battery?



We're confused.

*no, morgan and i didn't break up. we're so totes in love <3